February 2012
Watchimjustaboywithadream:
FUNNIEST SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF TV SHOWS
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rumour:
an atheist named christian
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Anonymous asked: 'I think that means we're best friends now.' omg I actually laughed out loud, I love you
i literally hate myself
boy takes off his shirt in front of me, instructs me to look
i go red and freak out and walk away
same guy later gets close to me
i go red and freak out and walk away
i don’t understand how i can casually think about sex 24 fucking 7 yet when a boy just takes his shirt off i get embarrassed
WHY AM I SUCH A LAME PRUDE?
Today was actually a pretty good day so I think I’ll talk about it:
ok omg ok omg ok
so tom felton v.2 was mouthing something to me from across the room
and i couldn’t get what he was saying
so he came over to me
and omfg he put his arm like on the table next to me and got super close to me to whisper w/e it was in my ear
and i moved away
i fucking moved away
WHAT IS WRONG WITH...
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louiswalsh:
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
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i want to bake something new this weekend:
thin mint truffles
chocolate malt cake
lemon bars
WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
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i learned how to use the miter saw today
it was scary, but i did it
i made that saw my bitch
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Wow i should’ve said
“Yes that looks mighty bad do you mind if i… Examine it?”
Cue porn music
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Fuck me omg
Tom felton v.2 was like “margaret look at my stomach john punched me” and he lifted up his shirt and fuck
He
Is
So
Hot
And i instantly went red because i am a PRUDE and i started spluttering and i just said “heh iii hhave ttto go sweepp now ok bye heheh”
Wow
I suck
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I just realized that How I Met Your Mother has a laugh track, and now the show is ruined for me.
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WatchHow to Look Like Ryan Gosling
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shorturl:
if i see that stupid little girl from that dumbfuck toddlers and tiaras tv show one more time i swear to god i’m going to fly to america and headbutt her to death
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guccimom:
i think john hancock looks like justin timberlake